woohoo.. government spending more on making babies..

well but still cannot compare with some countries which give few months maternity leave.. though we cannot lah.. if we do that.. our economy will kaput.. we'll be back to kampung days.. buying potong ice cream for our kids..

not being anti-tradition ah.. potong nice.. but potong every day makes drumstick and cornetto slurpicious..

I got one suggestion for the government.. tie up with durex and okanomoto and playboy to sell leaky condoms.. sell 0.01mm thick ones.. extra sensation.. extra babies.. extra youngeing population..

another suggestion is to spray pheromes (is that what they are called?).. okay lah.. just call it the horny stuff.. yah spray it every damn place.. toilet.. restaurant.. classroom.. oh sorry sorry.. cannot.. make everyone randy..

damn I'm good.. should apply for the post of birthing minister.. heh..