Let me introduce to you the crazy scale.

If you trust me enough to accept this advice, let me explain.

It's simple. Whatever drives you insane, as per the red bar, ditch it. If your passion doesn't drive you over the edge, keep it. Why I say so is simply because going crazy over something will interfere with your rationalism, and being irrational is like giving a gun to a monkey.

Speaking of which, I just had a dream. I had this stuff toy which could come alive. It's name is Monki. So the Joker(YES! THE JOKER IN BATMAT) had 2 sidekicks(who are also stuff toys which come alive), and he sees monki. The Joker likes monki and decides to ask his 2 sidekicks to fug off and enlists monki to join in his escapades. So monki obligingly agreed, no, more like enthusiastically accepted it. I couldn't do much cuz the Joker is, as we all know, crazy.

So still caring about Monki, I tagged along behind with this girl who was carrying a video camera for recording his adventures. I figured that this dream is too whacky for me to decipher the full meaning. So I'm going to school now and continue on my offshore assignment. Fugging pain in the arse. Like a red ant just crawled in and dancing around, high on alcohol.

Anyway, I'm just curious. When I type in crappy english, do you people think that I suck at it? I have always thought that people could tell that I was just being informal and casually singaporean. I inferred that people who really suck at english would all the more try to speak properly but accentuate the mistakes in a ironic subtle manner. Oh well, that's just my take. My friend geowed me for my language skills recently so I just wanna know what others think. Comments please! =)