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hello! back from the wonderful trip to malaysia with jac heng and hao!!! reached singapore at around 5...or around there lah...way behind schedule of the expected 2:15 pm...but the train ride wasn't that bad...i prefer taking train to bus...more spacious and got better toilet...hahaha...
wellz...we woke up at around 7am and left 'hotel sentral kl' at around 7:30am...had macdonalds for breakfast and trudged around while waiting for the 8:30am train...boarded train...played daidee awhile b4 we dozed off one by one...woke up...though we were like much fatter already but still twisties and prawn crackers were too hard to resist for us...and they were showing "last action hero" on the tv...it's a damn old show i think but dun remember watching it b4 today...damn cok...funny in a nonsensical way...
halfway through the journey...weihao complained of severe stomach ache...i luffed at him...mimicked how he would luk like holding on to the sides of the toilet and shaking around while squatting in the toilet...stomach ache hit me soon after...no joke liao...his pain had subsided while mine was climaxing...wanted to tahan till the tanjung pagar station cuz the toilet was damn dirty...went to take a pee at the guy's toilet...finished...opened door...weihao waiting outside...he ta boleh tahan...need to take his crap liao...i sniggered...grinned at him as he closed the toilet door...took a few steps...siao liao...this time i ta boleh tahan...rushed into the female toilet...luked in disgust at the urine on the toilet seat...weighed my options...fark it...took my crap...and you know the thing about the ktm(stands for komuter transport malaysia i think)train toilet is that they dun allow you to use the toilet at the klcc(kl city central station which is like an airport terminal)...and thats because wadever you excrete into the toilet bowl falls onto the track below...no kidding...if you luk down into the toilet bowl at a certain angle...you can see the track going by...
reached singapore customs...kerna stopped at the xray machine with jac...cuz we had a bottle of baileys each in our bags...nai nai de...we tot can bring in 1 bottle...heng escaped cuz his bag was immediately after mine and the customs officer must have missed the one in his bag as she stopped the conveyor belt...kerna taxed $32.20 for the bottle...she din fine $300 us cuz we were noobs and din do this on a regular basis...hahaha...well...but the bottle of baileys was cheap lah...we bought them at langkawi for 40ringgit each...
took another crap on the way to the singapore station...felt bad for doing it on singapore land...yesh...i dun feel bad for doing it there cuz we kerna cheated by their pple alot of times during this trip...ummm...ade...if you're reading this...no offense to you yah...heh...not that i dun crap during army exercises...but i cover it up with soil...this one is like on the tracks...tired manz...shall talk about the trip another time...hahaha