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this is a moment when i totally lack any inspiration to write about some matters which might interest you...the only highlights were the nice changi village nasilemak which my fren bought for my supper during my duty...it was damn nice albeit sinful...well and had a long chat with a fellow spec...and as most pple know...when 2 guys talk w/o any particular subject in mind...it will eventually lead to the topics of sex sex and sex...well ok...we did talk about spooky stuff which wasnt really very wise to like talk about in tekong at this time of the year...and then today's training was quite xiong but fun...my pigu hurts though...kerna bua by the dragon boat seat till like the skin tore already...anyways...here's an interesting article i got off some website which is not new to you but probably something nice to laugh at...and oh yes! this website is super funny!---> http://www.buttafly.com/originals/friendster3.php

"Difference between men and women" dictionary
NICKNAMES:
If Emma, Suzanne, Debra, and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Emma, Suzanne, Debra, and Michelle.
But if Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head, and Useless.
EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Phil, Rob, and Jack will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $20 (None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.)
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom- a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS: Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail.
A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals.
NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house